Introduce myself? Very well. I've been brewing for the past two years on and off, mostly, it needs to be said, off. It was the BeerNut himself who gave me my first recipe via Boards.ie, the results of which turned out to be eminently drinkable until my 'experiments' led me down the well-traveled orange peel and coriander route. Suffice to say that fair-weather adherents deserted me, but aficionado(s) clung on, namely myself and a beer-snob friend of mine. I ended up with three variants, of which only one was given the epithet 'undrinkable (in the company of a fellow beer snob)' Since then I have been responsible for the follies enumerated below:
1. Mead. Oh dear.
2. 'Turbo' cider. It seems that 'turbo' is merely an indicator of the rate of consumption, not an indication denoting accelerated maturity.
3. Red wine. This resembled alcoholic grape juice and was swiftly dispatched down the nearest sink.
My next project may be an extract/grain hybrid, the likes of which is theorized to drop an enraged elephant in its rather wide tracks. We shall see.