Bud light tastes of very little indeed. Though the first mouthful does have a pleasant but faint sweet malt hint to it. All down hill after that. And no, Bud Light is not my dirty secret beer. My other half is partial to it. I don't have any skeletons in my closet with respect to Bud and Bavaria type beers. I'll go without rather than drink shite. Ethanol is too nasty to drink for the hell of it.