In fairness to SIBA, I think there is a greater number of ordinary, decent pubs in the UK, than the giant, trendy alco-barns that seem to be in the majority here.
Now admittedly I don't live in the UK, and most of my socialising there would not be out on the town at night, but afternoons and evenings spent in the pub, but even still, the vast, vast majority of pubs I've encountered in Britain have been establishments where you go to eat and drink a few pints, there's tables everywhere, it's not pumping loud music, and even if it was the set-up of the pub simply wouldn't be one that would encourage standing around bopping in place and schulling pints/shots.