I've never had a bad pint of Hooker either.
Perhaps the tribunal isn't such a good idea because,as Bertie knows, information often comes to light which one would rather keep hidden. For example, if I was called up I would have to admit that on the night I slandered the good name of Galway Hooker Ale, I had indulged in 4 pints of Wrasslers and a chicken vindaloo before hand. It [i:9lpbbwob]may[/i:9lpbbwob] have altered my perception of the Hooker somewhat.....