Yay!
I'd go for:
1. "Premium" Lager - Heineken
2. Good Lager - Budvar (Urquell's a bit macro these days, dontcherknow)
3. Crap Cheapo lager - Dutch Gold/Bavaria
4. Quality Cheapo lager - Perlenbacher/Steinhauser
5. An Irish craft lager - Belfast Lager/Hersbrucker
My May's pretty much full, though <!-- s:( --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_sad.gif" alt="

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