At the weekend I was up in Portrush, and the order went like this:
Me: Can I have a glass of red wine(SWMBO) and what beers have you got?
Him:Draught or bottle?
M:Draught:
H:Tennents, Stella, Magners, Guinness.
M:And bottle?
H:Budweiser, Corona, Magners, <something else>
M:Better make it 2 glasses of wine so.
Turns out that upstairs in the restaurant (which we went to after the wine) they had Draught Hoegaarden!!!! Why not downstairs as well I need to know. Rediculous