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15 years 11 months ago #13

There's a new craze in pubs across the country. Girls are putting vodka jelly up their fannys and having guys suck it out with straws. Police and health authorities are now warning about the effects of minge drinking.

15 years 11 months ago #14

Not a beer joke but based in a bar.
Pretty rubbish but the right delivery (not mine) can make it work.

A Polar bear walks in to a bar. He goes up to the bar tender and says "I'll have a......beer"
The bartender responds "Why the big [i:23npudl9]paws[/i:23npudl9]?"

15 years 11 months ago #15

a short one..

this baby seal walks into a bar !

15 years 11 months ago #16

"oconn":1r67vto2 wrote: a short one..

this baby seal walks into a bar ![/quote:1r67vto2]

Are you sure it wasn't a club?

15 years 11 months ago #17

Did you hear about the dyslexic bloke?

He walked into a bra.

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A ham and egg roll and a breakfast roll walked into a bar and ordered two pints of Guinness. Barman said, " sorry we don't serve sandwiches."

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

15 years 11 months ago #18

"EoinMag":19tkeb2t wrote: Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.[/quote:19tkeb2t]

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