Thanks to Taf for pointing this out on Twitter.
Since no-one wants a hike in excise duty, and minimum pricing is legally dubious, the VFI and LVA have come up with a "Lid Levy" as a way of increasing the Exchequer's take and helping reduce binge drinking.
In short, it's an extra 15% tax on the drink you buy in the off licence.
How they're presenting this with a straight face I do not know. Why, for one thing, do they think further crippling the off trade will help them? 15% on a can of beer is not going to make it a comparable offer to a pint in a pub. And they're totally accepting that price rises are the way to promote responsible drinking [i:145qcns3]as long as the rises don't affect their take[/i:145qcns3].
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