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Joke 13 years 10 months ago #7

andrew Offline Posts: 3334	"Doctor, doctor. I've got problems with my hearing." "What are the symptoms?" "They're those yellow people on tv."

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #8

irish party ale Offline Posts: 897	Whats the Capital of Greece? About a tenner....

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #9

roryaherne Offline Posts: 178	What do Budweiser and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water. <!-- s:mrgreen: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="" title="Mr. Green" /><!-- s:mrgreen: --> A snare drum and cymbal fall off a cliff... <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #10

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&quot;roryaherne&quot;:2kcbgl42 wrote: What do Budweiser and sex in a canoe have in common?

They're both fucking close to water. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="" title="Mr. Green" /> [/quote:2kcbgl42]

Ah, Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl...

Thought for the day: Don't anthropomorphise inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

Joke 13 years 7 months ago #11

Drum Offline Posts: 83	Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Cos they taste funny......

Joke 13 years 7 months ago #12

dempsey Offline Posts: 1207	Girlfriend says to boyfriend,"I want bigger breasts and you should pay for them",he hands her a box of tissues and says,"wipe these between your breasts","why" says she,"why not"he says "it worked on your arse". <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

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