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Joke 13 years 10 months ago #1

How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They will tell you. <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->




I was speaking to someone today who I needed to take pictures on his phone to email me.
Of course he mentioned it was an iPhone.
I told him the above and he fell over!

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #2

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?












'Cos he's married. <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #3

What do you call the friend of a band of musicians ??





the drummer !! Zing

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #4

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?








The ultra-sound guy!

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultra-sound guy is on holidays?












The hip replacement guy!

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #5

Ah sure seeing as we're going along those lines....

How do you kill a circus?

Ya go for the juggler!

Joke 13 years 10 months ago #6

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.





I'll get my coat.....,
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