It's an important step to recognise that the problem is not with the substances per se, but with poor people who wear tracksuits. Obviously, coke-snorting socialites and chablis-swilling SUV drivers need to be exempted from any government strategy since they clearly aren't the problem.
Raise the tracksuit tax, I say.
[size=75:uzx3223d]Also, I'm shamefully quite pleased that an anti-alcohol story isn't illustrated with pints of beer for a change. The sub-ed must have missed a memo somewhere.[/size:uzx3223d]