It was just a matter of time after fried coca cola, fried ice cream, and fried butter.
Texas is crazy; I wish we would've let them remain "The Republic of Texas" most weeks...
My other idea was to rename it to "America Land" and just act like it's the world's largest theme park and cater to European and Irish tourists who want to see the stereotypical America: closed minds, open mouths, cowboys, huge everything, 65,000 calorie dinners, no gun controls, zero degree watery yellow piss beer, being completely oblivious to world geography and social and political ettiquite, and foaming-at-the-mouth-rabid- Conservatives, all crowned by a daily appearance of George Bush in a vehicle that's a weird cross between the Popemobile and that snowglobe thing that Mikey Mouse rides in.
-Tell me we couldn't sell the crap out of tickets to that theme park? -It would have EVERYTHING!
-It would be to American what the Hofbrau Haus is to Germany!
Texas could do something useful then (other than provide the most delicious steak on earth).
/end rant
Adam
