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From The Daily Mash.[/url:3fp8z4m7]

[quote:f1fsylgq]eating a bowl of tomato soup that has been breathed on by a badger, forcing camomile tea up their nose with a stirrup pump or rubbing a elderly chimp's belly in an anti-clockwise direction[/quote:f1fsylgq]

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[quote:2hacas0v] your cranium feels like its been scraped out with a broken bottle dipped in Wilfrid Brambell's piss.
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I'd wondered what happened dear old Winnie. Glad to see she's found a calling at last.

&amp;quot;Justin&amp;quot;:1vt4yap5 wrote: she[/quote:1vt4yap5]
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You dirty old man!

I do my best.