it would, but it just wouldnt answer the question of which pint is averagely better, and put the question to bed (albeit for a couple of minutes). The issue arose over the guy harping on about a "pint of plain" referring to the everyman arseholery that Guinness want you to buy into. The obvious thing to say was that "plain" was Porterhouse and far superior, and thats why we are here now. I should have just shut up, but no!