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When it comes to beer science everyone suddenly becomes a mythbuster. If school classes were based on booze I reckon Ireland would have colonized mars by now. Proabbly using rockets powered by ethanol.

Will wait till my next brew so I can use unfermented wort. I also need a macro lager. Cider, Wine, Alcohol free beer. A fizzy drink. A malt drink? What else?

[quote:2icvchv9]TBN wrote:
What you need is two samples of the same beer, one bought in a pub and one bought in a petrol station to see if Good Alcohol attracts them more than Bad Alcohol.[/quote:2icvchv9]

I tried taking some gastropod mollusks into the pub

The bar man said "Ye ceant leeve dat lion dere"

I said "its not a lion its a slug"

[quote:v2x4svz7]I also need a macro lager.[/quote:v2x4svz7]I imagine the tough guys will slug it out for Carlsberg Special Brew.

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Carlsberg Special Brew:It's Central heating for Tramps

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Carlsberg Special Brew:It's Central heating for Tramps[/quote:3es4i5ud]

An don't forget the song <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

[b:3es4i5ud]Bad Manners - Special Brew[/url:3es4i5ud] [/b:3es4i5ud]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. There is a description of how to catch fruit flies here[/url:3ve18usi]. The new brown bins mean my kitchen has loads of them[/url:3ve18usi]. I am also considering doing a follow up article "slugs on drugs" if caffeine addled slugs don't develop superpowers it should be ok.

Oh no the unholy union of Lidl vodka skittles and slugs. I made up skittle vodka. Removed the purple and green ones as they make the skittle vodka a brown disgusting mess. So I added these skittles to the vodka I had to take out of the bottle.

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Put this in the garden and ten minutes later this was happening
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In the morning this was the view. Half of them were not even dead.
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And it tasted horrible.