you head away for the weekend and this is what you get <!-- s:( --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_sad.gif" alt="

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i have a few interesting porters but i wont be at the table <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->
one of ye with none can pretend they are yours and amaze them <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="

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any takers...while i sip on a hooker in the corner ruefully looking in your direction <!-- s:cry: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_cry.gif" alt="

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i could be the first sub <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="

" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D --> ....carry the water bottles and all that <!-- s:idea: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_idea.gif" alt="

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